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The Baudelaire orphans have faced many peculiar situations since losing their parents in a mysterious fire, but perhaps none as bizarre as their arrival at 667 Dark Avenue. The street lives up to its name-imported trees block all sunlight, creating perpetual gloom because "dark is in" and "light is out" according to the fashionable elite who live there. After being abandoned by their banker Mr. Poe at the building's entrance, Violet, Klaus, and baby Sunny must climb sixty-six exhausting flights of stairs to reach their new guardians' penthouse apartment. Elevators, they're told, are also "out" of fashion. The climb gives them time to worry about their kidnapped friends, the Quagmire triplets, who had discovered some terrible secret about Count Olaf involving the mysterious initials "V.F.D." before being snatched away. When they finally reach the top, they meet Jerome Squalor, a genuinely kind man who welcomes them warmly, and his wife Esme, a status-obsessed financial advisor who's only interested in the children because orphans are currently "in" fashion.
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